Trump's Accomplishments, Cat Pee Parasite - Monologue


Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles

Trump would TOTALLY trade for magic beans.

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Adam Bartlett
Adam Bartlett

Hey all, just a heads up that parasites is far worse then any realize, 1st it's pandemic in raccoons now (so now unavailable) & belong to a group of parasites known as zombifying parasites & is the most likely thing to be able to cause a zombie outbreak. Oh well, at least the media finally noticed that it's way more dangerous to humans they we used to think. Adam

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Max Cameron
Max Cameron

I feel so bad that my parents have to live through this presidency in their older age... but then again, I feel bad for myself having to live through this while I’m young. Such memories I will have

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michael eli
michael eli

02:29 I noticed you 're doing more of these and I love it!

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Jon Emery
Jon Emery

Donnie Bone-Spur---An Idiot Is An Idiot and you are the biggest idiot that ever lived !!!!!!!!

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Spike Mogy
Spike Mogy

Haha! Seth was on point in this one.

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NotMe,
NotMe,

I just call it a stupid wall...

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DKDexter999
DKDexter999

Is the peen/pee'n/however it's spelled (pin? as in Pinterest, just pronounced wrong?) slang for something or a social network we don't have / didn't get here in Europe?

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Sasha T.
Sasha T.

I know he is senile now. How do you accomplish the military.

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David Birch
David Birch

I actually winced at the ant joke.

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hobbicles28
hobbicles28

Es ist schade, dass Stormy kein Mörder Kondom mit Trump verwendet hat. Dies ist ein Film, für den ich bezahlen würde Ich lache so viel, weil es lustig ist.

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Rowena Ledanson
Rowena Ledanson

that Baxter joke is hilarious :D

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R. Whitaker
R. Whitaker

Poor little Baxter 🐕

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Erin Rutherford
Erin Rutherford

Pretty solid jokes tonight

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Jennifer Gridley
Jennifer Gridley

Especially his 🐜😂😂😂😂😂

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Antonio Balderas
Antonio Balderas

Ben Affleck sux

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Debra Clinkscale
Debra Clinkscale

I liked the cockroach joke.... I like that we don't always take ourselves so seriously!!! Gotta enjoy the ride, even during this time.

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James Harris
James Harris

Why don't we all start calling him Don "Slats-Man" Trump? Or just "Slats-Man".

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kdl28
kdl28

I learned a hard lesson over this idiot kumquat . NEVER TALK POLITICS WITH FAMILY . My sister is my bff. But two weeks ago I ask her what she thought of our president . She said she didn't care anything about politics , because she couldn't do anything about it . She said she had not watched any of his press conferences , didn't care. So I told her what I thought of our orange blob, BIG MISTAKE . It's been a sad two weeks for me.

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Thomas Jennings
Thomas Jennings

Last we don’t call it a wall this we week call it a wall....

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coolocelot
coolocelot

I also dated a cockroach last year

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Peter Vesalius
Peter Vesalius

The “ant” joke deserves a standing ovation! Hats off to you, sir.

Vor 15 Tage
Nick30468
Nick30468

Just a thought here. Perhaps it was one of those advisors around him pushed him to not call it wall in an attempt to make it sound more appealing. It would explain why trump is now ranting about how stupid it is to give it another name etc etc. To us, it looks like he's just arguing with himself, but perhaps he's annoyed (yet again) at his own advisors. Sure, it doesn't change anything, but it does once more paint the sort of person trump is. His advisors gave him advice. He decided he doesn't like the advice, which is fair...but rather than just deal with it and move on to whatever he wants to do, he goes and cries on twitter. It's not exactly the sign of a strong man.

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Serious Viewer
Serious Viewer

Didn't the Trumpster attend the New York Military Academy for several years? I'm sure he learned all he needed to know about our uniformed services there. After, has anyone looked into his grades and professors comments during his time at the Univ. of Pennsylvania?

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small man
small man

Dear Mr. Meyer, CCTV would cordially invite you to host our Chines New Year Prime Time Show. I know it is a rush. But your insights of your president is of the greatest value to the mass people of China. Since there is a great wall in our cyber space, most of our people could not enjoy your heartfelt thoughts. Therefore your immediate flying to Beijing is most appreciated and welcome. Thank you and have a Prosperous Pig Year. May you make a lot of money on exploiting Trump! We'll be in deep trouble if you do not show up, for not coming out with the brilliant idea before our supreme leader.

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Spiritdove
Spiritdove

plant some thorn bushes no way they get through those

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Spiritdove
Spiritdove

I thought we were calling it "peaches"?

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D J
D J

So what we've had a cockroach for president for over 2 years.

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Infantivore
Infantivore

Really? His A(u)nt? That one brought me actual physical pain 😂😭

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famousmonster369 Beetlegeuse
famousmonster369 Beetlegeuse

Trump jokes are low picking fruit, but a gold mine for bad comedians - Norm Macdonald

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Susan M Lauziere
Susan M Lauziere

❤️🔥😍🌈😎

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the last of the lemmings
the last of the lemmings

The guns now a days go " paque, paqiue! Not bang bang!

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mmarieden
mmarieden

That cat study is not new and it's bologna.

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Mary C
Mary C

A WALL is a WALL, no matter where you fall. A PATTY is a PATTY, that's what I SAYYYYYEYEYYYEYEYYEYYY!

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Jeffrey Mullen , I am the eggman
Jeffrey Mullen , I am the eggman

Seth is the biggest hack in media. Congratulations

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Teri Browning
Teri Browning

Stone. THE. FBI. IS. GRATE. FOR. PEOPLE. LIKE. YOU. AND. TRUMPDOGS. WITHOUT. THEM. JUST. THINK. WE. WOULD. HAVE. MORE. PEOPLE. LIKE. YOU. AND. THE. TRUMPDOGS. YOUR. JUST. NASTY. People. You. Get. What. You. Give. Your. Just. Like. TRUMPDOGS. CREEPY CROCK Criminal.

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Skv2006
Skv2006

We forgot they don’t jobs, they want free college, free healthcare, free you name it now I see why Obama said Americans are lazy so vote 🗳 Democrate

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Sarah Drosendahl
Sarah Drosendahl

the cockroach hitting it off with his "ant" is my favorite, all bug jokes are the best :D

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Gene Sanchez
Gene Sanchez

Viví from main Methodist in San Antonio.love jebroden Call.

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Marcella Foraker
Marcella Foraker

Ok he is funny a comedian

Vor 16 Tage
Marcella Foraker
Marcella Foraker

What a joke....

Vor 16 Tage
Crazy Diamond
Crazy Diamond

"Stop playing political games!" What a hypocrite president.

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Oma Cool
Oma Cool

Ant mom

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Tom Hendricks
Tom Hendricks

Call it an iron curtain.

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Tom Hendricks
Tom Hendricks

S

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AceFailure
AceFailure

Lol Japan

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monique copeland
monique copeland

http://kidsearnmoney.co/share/Moet40

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Enoc Cantero
Enoc Cantero

The man accomplished the military! Have some respect! Lol

Vor 16 Tage
kevingoto0123
kevingoto0123

Why don't we build a firewall to keep out Russian influence on our elections & nuclear missiles first ? Or just keep doing what Vlad tells you to do - shocking that he choose the later ...

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adrienne
adrienne

I still like Trump calling the wall peaches 😂🍑

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Chris
Chris

Obama couldn't serve, vaginal infection.

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Leslie Taylor
Leslie Taylor

And your biggest ass wipe that ever lived , how did you not get tje message ?

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Young Han
Young Han

Hey check out Charles Barkley SNL skit about arming Roaches to take out Roaches!!!

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DJC4
DJC4

The best one yet Seth! Ant😂

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Erica Brown
Erica Brown

Stupid. Donald trump

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Young Han
Young Han

So cat ladies really are crazy?

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Exposed Motion Cinematics
Exposed Motion Cinematics

I have much pity for these NPCs. So sad so sad.

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Raymond Cortes
Raymond Cortes

Lord a gaggle of useful idiots, and clueless morons,

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Nelson Vega
Nelson Vega

Roger stone looks more llike a muppet ...

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Donald McCarthy
Donald McCarthy

Trump loves slats (and bad spelling)

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koayogi
koayogi

Lost puppy in Thailand? That place is overrun with stray dogs.

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maivaiva
maivaiva

wanna see roger stone's peen? you don't have to look through his dick pics, just take a glance at his nose.

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Patricia A
Patricia A

The ant joke was superb

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bhutheman Akuma
bhutheman Akuma

She carried the dog 19 miles away from home...hahahahahahahahah

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DialatedPupils
DialatedPupils

This shits actually funny. I identify as an amoeba.

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Ana _M
Ana _M

“New pants.” That’s literal. ✌🏼😂

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CJ
CJ

If you have seen Chicago the Musical, enjoy the Trump Cell Block Tango: http://youtu.be/ihvgfU_g7LI

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jeeeeeeees
jeeeeeeees

SPEAK THE NORMAL SPEED DAMNIT!

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CAP198462
CAP198462

Don’t need photos, but I would be curious if he gave it a dumb nickname, well writers, any ideas?

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Kevin Porp
Kevin Porp

Die in a fire seth

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sammygirl6910
sammygirl6910

The wannabe entomologist in me appreciated the ant joke. 🦗🐜🕷️🐝

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LongliveEDL
LongliveEDL

Sad when everyone commenting have not achieved a millionth of what the President has. Keep flapping your gums losers!

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LongliveEDL
LongliveEDL

Seth myers is a dullard. Not funny in the slightest.

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Martial.Lore
Martial.Lore

I just accomplished the YouTube... I think?

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MICHAEL SNADDEN
MICHAEL SNADDEN

Wheels work! Walls work! So to hell with walls Go Wheels!

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Terry Oesch
Terry Oesch

Us TRUMP supporters no dam well they are using you useful idiot's to overwhelm Americans with your stupidity using illegal immigrants and transgenderizedcowboys and bad news whores for hire by liars and liars

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Lubri Mailasun
Lubri Mailasun

Speaking of stupidity, you seem not being able to comprehend that the plural form of an noun does not require an apostrophe. Also, your spelling is really really bad. Grammar school dropout I reckon? You would have to blame your marble smooth front cerebral lobes for that. I know I know, you don’t understand what I’m speaking, it is just the 60% Neanderthal DNA inside you that’s at work. Don’t worry, you will soon join your full blooded relatives in no time.

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Andrew C
Andrew C

Learned about the gondii in toxicologii.

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Stefen Chapman
Stefen Chapman

Way to steal Colbert's entire show, you can't just start copying the guy. I get it it shows doing better but it's because he's better at what he does. You just need to get better at what you do.

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Joaquin Reyes
Joaquin Reyes

The peeen!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Joe Mama
Joe Mama

The stable genius is at it again 🤣

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Barry Kaine
Barry Kaine

He "accomplished the military"...? How incredibly stupid, and criminally negligent, of the duties of his office, does this incompetent POS get to be, before he is removed from office? Our government needs the ability to hold a vote of no confidence to remove a president, similar to the workings of a parliamentary democracy. Especially when we end up with one of these minority elected jackasses (like djt&gwb), who act like they have some kind of popular mandate from the people.

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Geoff Aldwinckle
Geoff Aldwinckle

The guns might not be the only thing he bang-banged

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Minty
Minty

That parasite is old fucking news but every few years you see an article on it written as though it was just discovered.

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Kyle Brock
Kyle Brock

A brick is a brick, donnie is a rock.

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Edward Pincus
Edward Pincus

And I accomplished an enema. Wow, do I feel unburdened. Perhaps a high-colonic might open the blockage between Mr. Trump's lower guts and his stultified brain?

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waheeda mohammed
waheeda mohammed

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Poor Baxter, I am calling PETA right now!

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crocketmeow
crocketmeow

Toxoplasmosis

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DuhBeers Z
DuhBeers Z

“I accomplished the military” 🤦🏾‍♂️

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BeachBum
BeachBum

That runner took someone' dinner.

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Mike Orr
Mike Orr

Legend has it, the ant joke may have been the best subtle joke, ever told.

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Dogshitlovers

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chad Thomas
chad Thomas

I hope Baxter made it home

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nickrich56
nickrich56

Nothing funny about Japan re-opening the whale hunt. They should eat the roaches they repopulate faster.

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Andrew Beasley
Andrew Beasley

His appreciation for bad puns warms my heart

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Charles Partrick
Charles Partrick

Farther away not further away

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Mary Lou Johnson
Mary Lou Johnson

bUT,,,,,,,daddy you told us we can call it a PEACH !!!!! I WANT TO CALL IT A PEACH, NOT A WALL YOU TOLD ME YOU DON'T CARE WHAT WE CALL IT.....BUILD MY PEACH, BUILD MY PEACH.

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Evil Gary
Evil Gary

2:40 That's a funny way to do a Thai accent.

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E MP
E MP

Omg the aunt thing had me dying for air... Seth is a king among men lol.

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Dawn Swenor
Dawn Swenor

Seth is a complete moron! Idiotic immature ferret looking poor excuse for a “man”.....

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capitalknockers666
capitalknockers666

Maybe you shouldn't watch these videos then. It will do wonders for all the hurt your butt is experiencing.

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B. Stone
B. Stone

Trumps accomplishment is a peepee parasite?

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