Super Bowl LIII, President Trump's Tan - Monologue


Spookylady
Spookylady

He waits just a bit too long between jokes. Awkward.

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Tee Emm
Tee Emm

If that family had good genes there would be no need for all that plastic surgery. Or fake teefs. Or fat ass.

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Michael A
Michael A

Go Trump 2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth

The woman in the birth-control pills joke says that only her six oldest children were shocked by the revelation, the rest being too young to comprehend.

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Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth

It takes three years to get Manhattan public beach because there won't be any raw sewage unless it's rerouted, and all the needles and other medical waste have to be trucked in from New Jersey.

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zztop3000
zztop3000

Laughed once, about the goop thing, everything else was just meh

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mmmmh1
mmmmh1

Yup! There are some very good genes in him(or should I say soime good jeans on him) and that is exactly why he avoided going to the D-day celebrations in Paris. Can't have those jeans getting wet now can we!!! I have not been very religious but for the last two years I thank God I am not an American.

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Aeson Dadon
Aeson Dadon

This guy needs to fire his writers, the worst punch lines

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dans h
dans h

Looking like orange orangutan is considered to be a good gene for an incompetent lazy trump?

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Shawn Barrett
Shawn Barrett

vv forge t fool mueller investigation has nothing good to say so they forge they are insane making no sense but why cause they lucite and they have no experts on teh team who us tv IV LoNG GoR IA? RIA novosti? RIAna?

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Shawn Barrett
Shawn Barrett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFbkUAgxK4Q what is this? it is off stream some kind of money laundering transfer if not how Wlmart figured out what banks cant and it goes under radar and why we have no banking in what places like Kenia and Chill why these two canaries are highlighted so weird we see so many things we can just stat questioning and make news and improve bit by bit there is new story ever day and what we fixate ?

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enough nonsense Americana
enough nonsense Americana

2.8k likes VS 51. Sorry guys ....

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D Rose
D Rose

"Oh my god, I don't even have a costume yet....." 😂🤣

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Sushanth Prabhu
Sushanth Prabhu

Wolvesnest.com

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XxScaleHealerxX
XxScaleHealerxX

So you mean to tell me that the Woman posing as a pharmacist could have giving a woman Triplets with Fertility drugs instead Birth control? Hoo...boy

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Lora Z
Lora Z

Lousy president, lousy Superbowl? Coincidence?

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FeTenni
FeTenni

Oh damn, Seth you just reminded me I need to refill my birth control, thanks man

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Robin D. Phillips
Robin D. Phillips

😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

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billy the dead
billy the dead

Those commericals sucked so much ass

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thereturnof goldberg
thereturnof goldberg

Kraft's necklace said championships

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Aliciaek
Aliciaek

Trump hates mexican people because he wish to have the natural tan color that they have, but nevertheless he never will look natural even though he spend a large amount of time under the tanning beds, he looks ridiculous.

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Ash Carruth
Ash Carruth

Gene's must be the brand of tanning spray he uses. Wait a second... He's orange like an oompa loompa... Oompa loompa's worked for Willy Wonka... Willy Wonka was played by Gene Wilder... I'm gonna be honest I had something there and then I got distracted and lost my train of thought, but I used this much time on it so I'm gonna post it anyway. Have fun with it lol

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Darryl Carnell
Darryl Carnell

This just in....the Rams just punted again. Someone make them stop.

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Rick Patton
Rick Patton

IAM SURE MYERS TOOK A DICK UP HIS ASS TO GET THAT GIG

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Rick Patton
Rick Patton

MYERS IS SUCH A LAME NO TALENT WHATEVER

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George A
George A

The Snooze Bowl

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V
V

The great pumpkin wears the orange as only he can.

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Ja Wi
Ja Wi

Seth Meyers is a dirty Jew he needs to burn

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generationofswine
generationofswine

This is definitely "fall of the Roman empire" time in the US. Half the population live below the poverty line, those who have supposedly "good" jobs will be homeless if they miss one paycheck, and there is no plan to make life any better for ordinary people, who are expected to toil endlessly for nothing. Meanwhile, the Trump gov't spent two trillion to give massive cash gifts to the richest Americans and billions were spent on one stupid football game, in a stadium paid for by workers' taxes, although those workers could never afford to go see a game in a stadium, and wouldn't have the time to anyway because they have a second job just to pay for child care for the kids they never have time to see, and for whom there will be nothing to look forward to in life. What an amazing race-to-the-bottom system you have there. Please don't bother spreading this "democracy" outside your borders. We don't want the freedom to do as we're told or else, thank you.

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Carl Bailey
Carl Bailey

NIPPLES! 😲

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Mr. H
Mr. H

Rams/Patriots played like the winner HAD to go to the White House.

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angel rain
angel rain

Look at all the lefties pretending to be football fans! come on now, we know football is a source of toxic masculinity

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Michael Kahr
Michael Kahr

The world doesn't care about American football and baseball. And my guess would be a majority of Americans neither.

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tony King
tony King

Trump's America . Even the Superbown was sh**te and so was the half time show .

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Toxodos
Toxodos

I don't why people got so upset about the spongebob thing, overall I found the superbowl to be pretty C A L I F O R N I A

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Dunn Gyllite
Dunn Gyllite

Superbowl LIII : We're bringing the FOOT back into the game !

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niacal4nia
niacal4nia

People magazine never saw Adam shirtless for the sexiest men decision.

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Phil S
Phil S

Trump is the only white guy who can't get a tan lol

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DIESEL0759
DIESEL0759

Direct sunlight causes him to crumble into dust.

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Deerwoman L'nu Trujillo
Deerwoman L'nu Trujillo

Adam Levine's torso😂😂😂😂I'm dyingggg

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Zac Ziggarot
Zac Ziggarot

Birth control joke at the end was kinda lame

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Kate O
Kate O

Whoa! What kind of crackhead background check is done in Walgreens HR department? Pharmacists make like $95k a year. I'm bout to put in my application RIGHT NOW.

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

Hey kids, word to the wise, don't trust black people!

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Pj 3
Pj 3

Not funny at all...real dud...

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AmbyJeans
AmbyJeans

I wonder if it's the Walgreens in California I go to 🤔 that place is so messed up. I can't wait until I get back on Kaiser and don't have to deal with these store chain pharmacies. They're a nightmare.

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

Hey kids, word to the wise, don't trust black people!

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Chlo_Chlo_Plays
Chlo_Chlo_Plays

What is Walgreens?

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ruben27lozano
ruben27lozano

Worst Super Bowl ever of all times.

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GREY Wolf
GREY Wolf

"We love your orange skin president Trump" "You're the BEST president EVER" Sean & Vlad

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

Hey kids, word to the wise, don't trust black people!

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Frankie Lymon
Frankie Lymon

I actually watched the Superbowl on mute

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Angie2343
Angie2343

Mickey Mouse birth control pills? NO WONDER he hasn't had sex with Minnie!!!!!!

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Curious Airlines
Curious Airlines

The halftime was so weird...

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

+HV'N O'NEAL DUMB BLACK PERSON! Your people rob, steal, and destroy every community you're a part of. The entire continent of Africa is an aids and malaria infested mess, I'm tired of you ruining our lands!

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HV'N O'NEAL
HV'N O'NEAL

+Beta Gamma why not?

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

Hey kids, word to the wise, don't trust black people!

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Windowlicker Supreme
Windowlicker Supreme

That photo of an orange Trump is one of the doctored ones, to see his usual shade look at the bloke without a hood in Northam's yearbook photo.

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Barry Kaine
Barry Kaine

Fake tan, fake president, fake spews. "Good genes"? - says the dim son of a tax evading, racist slumlord, who was the son of a draft dodging brothel owner, (who was deported from his native country, Germany). Yep, them's some good genes all right ....TO POOP ON!

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Anuj Chitale
Anuj Chitale

I thought the pharmacist joke would point towards Elizabeth Holmes. :D

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Charmaine Goulbourne
Charmaine Goulbourne

Seth your the coolest😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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The Timejumper
The Timejumper

What can you say that isn't on Adam Levine? How about the lyrics to Sweet Victory?

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The SuperHeart . Org Foundation
The SuperHeart . Org Foundation

Whoever WROTE this one... GOOD TIMING... GREAT WRITING RHYTHM!!! ;)

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The SuperHeart . Org Foundation
The SuperHeart . Org Foundation

NORTHem… NORTHem NOWWWW!!! ;)

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The SuperHeart . Org Foundation
The SuperHeart . Org Foundation

HOW does 2.5 round up to 3 RINGS? 6 RINGS? 7 RINGS? ;)

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The SuperHeart . Org Foundation
The SuperHeart . Org Foundation

ASK (with CONFIDENCE... as if you have the RIGHT already)… and you SHALL receive... NO WARNINGS today... In fact... $1,000,000 if you LIKE this COMMENT by no later than 12:00 midnight on Valentines Day!!

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Courage Karnga
Courage Karnga

I still can't believe Ralph Northam was actually going to do the damn moon walk in the middle of a press conference!

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

Hey kids, word to the wise, don't trust black people!

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Stephanie Henry
Stephanie Henry

That just goes to show how serious he's taking the situation

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ThatDarnSkag
ThatDarnSkag

It's too bad his wife was a reasonable person. That reporter was about to strike press conference gold.

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David Guelette
David Guelette

Isn't it amazing what a good can of Dutch boy orange paint can accomplish!

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Callimo
Callimo

+Beta Gamma That's not wise, that's stupid.

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Beta Gamma
Beta Gamma

Hey kids, word to the wise, don't trust black people!

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manute bol
manute bol

Thanks to the maga dumb fucks we have this fucking idiot in the White House

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Napoleon I Bonaparte
Napoleon I Bonaparte

The best commercial was Michelob

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Lck229
Lck229

Good Gwyneth Paltrow impression!

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Duo Buckets
Duo Buckets

that was a good Roast!!!!

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arbknight12
arbknight12

Let me guess, according to the White House: Trump also doesn’t defecate, scored a perfect golf game, and could speak eloquently at age one. And they have just recently “discovered” that Trump is a descendant of Jesus, Moses, and Noah.

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claire bigelow
claire bigelow

+Cheryl Taylor no it was a mushroom dick this size... 8:::D actual size

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Cheryl Taylor
Cheryl Taylor

+Claude Williams MUSHROOM dick this big "------------------------------------------" as per Stormy Daniels. Check out her interview with Jimmy Kimmel.

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Claude Williams
Claude Williams

He's the ORANGE devil PERIOD that sleeps with porn stars without a CONDOM probably has gonnera and syphilis that's why he talks so incoherently tiny dick prick

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David Guelette
David Guelette

You forgot capable of living to the age of 200

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sharksRppl 2
sharksRppl 2

Trump did admire the way North Korea's 'press' covered their (dear) leader. . .clearly the WH staff was listening.

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Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :

That photo of Trump — he looks like something from the Colonel’s Bucket!

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MissHMSilk
MissHMSilk

Claude Williams 🤭😆😆 *WHY* are you “replying” to me you little toad?!? Your bizarre “*Honky With Attitude*” distain & approach is heard loud & clear... ... but you are ranting to the choir & embarrassing yourself. Why don’t you take your eloquent, clever & clearly well thought out words, to a channel where you can *reach* your targeted audience... Vermin Supreme 2020 🖕🏻 http://youtu.be/n8WF6agKoLs

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Claude Williams
Claude Williams

+MissHMSilk over the top please 16 women who were sexually assaulted by your sexual predator cowardly pervert who couldn't even make money from 3 casino's pathetic GROSS LOSER

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MissHMSilk
MissHMSilk

Claude Williams Oh my.... that was a bit over the top 🤨

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Fred Hoffman
Fred Hoffman

i dig seth :)

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Ville Hytönen
Ville Hytönen

So now they are even lying about his fake tan? How pathetic is that?

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SuJu_Mimi
SuJu_Mimi

how did she manage to pose as a pharmacist for 10 years? lmao

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PandaLeeGames
PandaLeeGames

According to an article I wrote she attended a med school but I don't think she finished it but the pharmacist ID that all real pharmacists use was actually from 2 people with similar names. They just never actually did a full check of her credentials.

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peace love
peace love

It is really easy plus 180k and with overtime or second part time job 200k in Seattle!

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Nick Watson
Nick Watson

It's easy when you're Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Greg Gammago
Greg Gammago

Because being a Pharmacist is hands down the easiest way to get a six figure salary.

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bigpimpdaddy69
bigpimpdaddy69

LadyCeag840 We all have a dream. Why you gotta knock this lady's.

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Daniel Gehring
Daniel Gehring

In Minnesota, it doesn't take 3+ years to set up a new public beach, we just ask Uncle Jed if we can swim there.

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Greg
Greg

This might be the best monologue I’ve seen from Seth in a while. A lot of strong jokes

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Al69BfR
Al69BfR

So this year at the Superbowl Football was more FOOTball than ever before. And I heard one Kicker saying „Oh no, not again!“ 😉

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NATIVE LATINOS Fuck TRUMP
NATIVE LATINOS Fuck TRUMP

😕It was 1984 how did the military school and yearbook committee not know about the racist photo

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Roy G Biv
Roy G Biv

+Jennifer Burwell Lived there a decade recently. Thanks for playing. Now stfu you apologist.

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Jennifer Burwell
Jennifer Burwell

+Roy G Biv The Shenandoah Valley is beautiful and not nearly as redneck as you think. I wish you would at least consider that the majority population of the entire state voted for a black man for president TWICE and then a woman. Virginia was one of the first landing places in the "New World" for all of the "old World" and there are legitimate feelings for history there that have nothing to do with racism. Colonized Virginia is OLDER than American Slavery. Richmond is a college town overall and also really gross and dirty, so who gives a toss what happens there? As a life-time Virginian who is mildly involved in politics, I don't recall ever knowing the name of our governor in the first place. I would still rather have a democratic governor who votes democrat with a shady past than an outright Republican who hates women and freedom.

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Roy G Biv
Roy G Biv

+Jennifer Burwell Shenandoah Valley. ALL the Civil War museums and memorials still calling it "the war of Northern aggression."State Dept of Ed SOLs for VA history--check them out. NOVA is, as you justly note, a real nice blue oasis. But check out your fucktarded D gov and the racist bullshit he's trying to pretend never happened. And the horseshit in Richmond dedicated to those fucking treasonsists.

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Jennifer Burwell
Jennifer Burwell

+Roy G Biv Just to be clear, VA is not very southern. The majority of VA's live in Northern VA right next to D.C., which is one of the most tech-heavy and liberal places on the east coast, and another big chunk live along the coast and are in or related to people in the military/mostly navy and are still moderate to left-leaning. The lower-left 3/4 of VA are pretty backwoods and like a totally different state. I'm sure that the city vs. country thing is true in most states, but VA voted for Hillary and for Obama twice by good margins and both our Senators are democrats. FYI

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Shaken not stirred
Shaken not stirred

Bomb all of Mexico and Central America now! Go Trump! MAGA Trump will be in the White House til Jan 20, 2025 homos

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Joel Ferguson
Joel Ferguson

Superbowl LIII lol I find it funny if you think of the ones like hard i's it's LIE. ;)

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Angry Bushnell
Angry Bushnell

I'm not the only one to notice the last 3 super bowls (all in djt years) are LI(e)!, LII(e)!, LIII(e)!

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NATIVE LATINOS Fuck TRUMP
NATIVE LATINOS Fuck TRUMP

🏈Super boring I changed it to hockey

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rascally rabbit
rascally rabbit

I'm from Canada and I sympathize

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NIC Sicko
NIC Sicko

The tan joke deserved more laughs 😂

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Pj 3
Pj 3

Huh??...are u saying funny?

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Jennifer Appiah
Jennifer Appiah

Nah uhn! Too early 🚶

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travel er
travel er

💛💜💛

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New Message
New Message

Is 'Good Genes' a new discount spray tan company?

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Emily Moss
Emily Moss

+SDI Company lol, I'm not buying it, Boris.

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SDI Company
SDI Company

+Emily Moss I like to be correct when I write something. Yes, I sometimes check words and phrases in Google. I don't think this is a bad thing.

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Emily Moss
Emily Moss

+SDI Company I read your comment and it barely made sense. Then I read your comment in a cheesy Boris and Natasha Russian accent, and suddenly all your English-as-a-second-language errors sounded perfect! lol! You study the English for to make good comment on drug sellers, yes? haha

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Stephen M
Stephen M

+Xavier McQueen Honestly, I dont even know that it is that broken. The one thing that came out of testimony from the Border Patrol Director was that the Border Patrol Agency cant staff up positions because apparently separating children from their parents is bad for morale.

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SDI Company
SDI Company

+Stephen M You are right, a lot of people come legally and then they don't leave. But there are lots of people who come illegally. The wall is for the second group. The first group should be deported. But when Trump suggested that you (the 'Democrats') said "No, that is awful, anti-human, anti-american". But he will do that too and removing DACA is included in the plan!

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