That Tweet said global WAMING!

How does someone get under the influence of vanilla extract? I’ve never heard of that before.

gee you sure are sophisticated closer look

Oh my.... I love the 'Vanilla Extract' as a slang reference to white privilege! I will be repeating it later in an applicable situation! Thank you, writers and host for making me snort coffee!

Donald Trump doesn't believe in the climate in the climate change but he still believes in the Easter bunny and tooth fairy

I m from India and this tweet was in mainstream media yesterday ...and me with my family was laughing that how he became president of most powerful country

If climate activists are so worried about oceans evaporating from global warming, then how are sea levels rising?

2019 and it's still the same old jokes Orange man Bad trump is Hitler

Trump pays the left like a fiddle. Fucking hilarious. It’s almost as if they forgot Obama invaded 3 countries, never closed Guantanamo and killed two American citizens with a drone. But no Trumps the traitor 😂.

A lot of fuss about nothing, its 1deg change in average temperature over 1000 years and nothing we can do in our lifetime will change it.

Where would Seth be without Trump? And where would Trump be without Seth? They need each other.

Truth about global warming: http://youtu.be/OhX2KQs3v5w

Have you never been too Canada !ol

Look at that idiot Stonem is he getting fucking married? Oh, of course, he is, to Trump.

Roger stone looks like he is about to put Roger Rabbit in dip

If global warming is a real thing how do you explain that people all over the world in places likely to be covered by water are able to get financing for real estate. The people pushing this narrative have a lot to gain by way of carbon taxes. The rest of the people pushing the narrative actually believe what they are saying just like people from over 4000 religions on this planet would bet their life that their religion is the one true religion. Just saying and how many scientists receive massive funding from the people pushing this narrative. Scientists too can be bought off.

Trump has got to be the Most HATED PERSON On the PLANET

WAMING

the US is the only developed country in which believing in global warming is a political thing. Like in literally every other country most politicians, liberal and conservative, acknowledge it as a threat. Goes to show how behind we are

roger stone is a true dumbass NICE TOP HAT DIPSHIT

He looks like he fell off the "MONOPOLY BOARD" !

The cold spell... like Dennis Quaid predicted in “day after tomorrow”

Everyone is saying Antarctica is melting because of global warming but over look the 91 volcano's under Antarctica the scientists are talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeFJo_Qup_0 http://www.newsweek.com/volcanic-activity-melting-antarctic-glacier-below-998522 http://earthsky.org/earth/volcano-under-pine-island-glacier-worlds-fastest-melting http://marygreeley.com/?p=68211

http://youtu.be/O7rhHwZSQto

Careful what you wish for trump.

If Trump ordered a glass of ice, left the ice to use the restroom, then came back to find water he would blame the Mexicans for stealing his ice. Trump doesn't understand climate change. Sad.

Seth , your only claim to fame is your instigating President Trump to run - Thank u for that !!!! ...otherwise you are more irrelevant than Bill Maher

Those jokes were pretty bad even for you Sethrina. You’re relying on your coy looks too much. And yes you are still cute. You don’t need to be reminded.

I can't believe you didn't comment on the global WAMING.

Seth talks so slowly I always think I have the speed on 0.75

dude how did you not comment on the fact that trump tweeted WAMING instead of warming?

This pathetic human being or as we called in da hood "inscest ole baby" made that Nixon move letting everyone know that he's just as a crook as Nixon. I hope someone put his ankles behind his ears before he drops the soap and turn stone into butter.

Another fukin left wing parasite, who also hates mr. Trump

How do you not realize a ring is stuck up your nose? How does a ring even get there?

"I'm sure our great leader did not intend to spell global warming as "global waming" and some people prefer more warming than cold and what's really ridiculous is all this media attention on this but not the tremendous job he's done supporting a lot of things that people care about." Sarah "The Huck" Sanders.

waMing

I have to be honest... there were some f'ed up jokes in this one, and I loved each one! I did not see the Bill Cosby punchline coming. LOL!

Boo Cosby joke, not funny.

Wow ! Nice lateral move! Global warming doesn't exist yet climate change now does? What ever happened to the ozone layer? Oh yeah, it's fine. It's all bullshit!!

Lets clap and make it go away

Orange man bad

Educate cluster b Every day in every way

Seith Micheal and Cosby joke wasn’t funny , those are black Man destroyed by white man I don’t find it funny and I will not watch your show again

Bye Felicia!

Is it just me or has this canned laughter?

Black Panther's movie poster has more black actors than ever had lines in friends

I think we're getting to the point of just ignoring his misspellings

Cosby joke too soon ....wwhd (what would harambe do ?)

only the left sheep buy into the global warming scam. Its even being rejected by the french! So, democrats are even more gullible sheep than the french. That seems about right somehow.

that was good...toysRkelly😂I am so disappointed about him, I love his music and it just ruins it for me now knowing he is a perv! a great talent gone to waste!

Really bad this time dude

His comic timing is terrible

The Koch brothers are the enemy of the planet.

Bill Cosby is now in Argentina? WTF? When did he make a prison break? Or is it for a Lifetime original movie of the week special? Maybe USA network.

It's kinda gross TBS picking up old NBC sitcoms(usually from the '90s) as their own. I'm surprised they haven't done it yet with Nickelodeon fare. Insulting? Maybe. But mostly mind-numbing!

1:00... Did he misspell "warming" in his tweet or was that just the show that made that typo when creating the graphic?

OMG that lady had to have been diggin pretty deep to get that ring stuck up there like that.

dumb as a trump

I knew trump would say some dumb thing about the weather.

And he spelled warming wrong.

Cover more about Global Warming; like the fact that food shortages and water shortages are already on the rise, extreme conditions have guaranteed crop shortages, contaminated food, increase costs to food, and extreme droughts, record-breaking wild fires and rising coastlines. Mass immigrations of refugees are happening largely in part thanks to Climate change and conflicts (usually) inspired by gas and oil industries. And what's most frustrating is that green renewable energy plans are out there, and are affordable, and will do infinitely more help to communities, health and the future of our economy. Please, use your influence to spread the message. We are not powerless.

Monopoly man

IN is sooo proud of its' religious & "hard working" ethic, but really they are just stupid & lazy mentally. I know from personal experience, unfortunately. Also unfortunate, I now live in CT, the other source of stupidity in this monologue. D'oh!

A bit underwhelming today 😕

It isn't just Weather and Climate, Trump doesn't know how Seasons work....

Global WAMING

The idiots didn't get their way with global warming, so they changed it to climate change but still only mention warming. It doesn't work that way. You were misled by a loser of a politician.

Boycott Starbucks until this asshole backs off!!

Perfect

I'm not what's the WORST thing about Trump's latest denial of 'global warming' in tweet form... Is it: A- that a cold snap is in no way evidence against... B- Anthropogenic climate change (-ACC, NOT 'global warming), or... C- that this recent 'polar vortex' is, likely, strong evidence that ACC DOES exist, like the vast majority of scientific community agrees! Or... D- that his idiot following actually BELIEVES him! Geez. I'm nearly at a loss for words because of our f'n President is so disconnected from reality! (Almost- the guy is a total ignoramus. An atavistic, troglodytic, un-educated, marginally sane semi-person!)

Timd to start boycotting Starbucks with force!

Global "Waming"? Is that an "m" in the middle or do I need my glasses?

Seasons are not climate change. Lol

Great explanation of the difference between weather & climate.

I wonder why there was a cut after the cosby jokw

Did see anything in UK news about the ring & never heard off ME Too humus! I must be soooo busy avoiding Brexit BS I missed them.

That was the most awesome explanation of climate change I’ve ever heard (°▽°)

What! How you not notice that a metal object(in this card a ring) is stuck in your nose?!

If you don't understand the difference between weather and climate, you shouldn't be in any position of power. Weather creates a climate, climate and predict the weather. Climate is average weather calculated over a span of 30 years. This can be the average in a state, region, country, hemisphere, globe. The average temperature is compared to the averages of previous calculations, and that is how we know when the climate is changing or if it's stable. Global temperatures are rising despite the fact that we're in an ice age. You need to understand that the difference between now and a barren wasteland is only a couple degrees apart. One degree change drastically alters the global ecosystem. We are supposed to have polar ice caps. They melt and the water levels of the oceans rise. Over ¾ of the world's population lives on coastlines. It's like an overflowing sink; the water is going to start covering the countertops, and if billions of people lived on the edge of the sink, they'd be underwater. That's what is going to happen. Last time there were no ice caps, there was an ocean that separated the east and west coasts of the US, and the entire northern west coast of Africa was deep below the waves. Water has to go somewhere. Path of least resistance is to climb up beaches. The overall increase in global temperatures is where the term "global warming" came from. It is totally accurate. The shifting patterns of weather due to temperature, and their overall impact on the earth is where the term "climate change" came from. It's also completely accurate. If you know all this, Trump saying we could use some global warming because it's cold at the end of January in DC makes you full body cringe, because it is so painfully stupid. He's just announcing that he doesn't understand even the most fundamental definition of climate change due to global warming. He looks so dumb it's hard to watch. That is how a significant portion of the world see Trump all the time. He is constantly saying things that do nothing but prove he doesn't know what he is talking about. Everything he says just proves he doesn't understand the subject, because it's full of obviously untrue and inaccurate lies. If you didn't get why so many people can't tolerate Trump, it's because he is just stupid, reckless and embarrassing. There is no TDS. It's just that the majority of the world is more intelligent, better informed, and more capable and stable than he is, and it's incredibly difficult to listen to convoluted bullshit and lies.

Jade Laurel Johnson thank you for the clear explanation about weather and climate. I am astonished that he is so ignorant, and yet appears to have made no effort to improve his knowledge as he keeps repeating the same garbage.

Has it occurred to anyone that re-electing trump might actually be Schultz's goal...

SIGH. We are all SOOOOOO fucked!

Trump has a few minor problems with language. (Other than his inability to speak one) "global" im sure if he used google he could find the meaning. "average" again google. Then again he uses twitter to show us hes very smart. That speaks volumes in of itself.

The Trump-Weather/Climate analogy was spot on.

And Donnie's "typos" just keep building. Doesn't he have spell check? "Waming": that's not Seth's error; that's exactly how Donnie wrote it.

So funny Seth as always, Trump is the worse President ever as we all know.

I thought the Michael Jackson news was about Felipe Pettinato, son of former musician and TV personality Roberto Pettinato, who actually imitates MJ on his shows. Apparently it's another crazy dude.

Global whamming?

Not funny

1:16 They censored 'hole'

Everyone needs to watch Cowspiracy

So the president unable to spell 'warming' doesn't even get a joke anymore...

The record-breaking searing heat in Australia this month was surely all just 'fake news...'

cheap shot at friends......i admit it was very non inclusive but it was still such a good show...i dont hate friends because i am a POC........its very annoying

George Michael : my group was Wham as in the globe waming

Daaaamn that weather/climate thing was fucking brilliant.

Seth is good vibes. We need more people like him in the media.

Is that Willy Wonka

Starbucks is in now in business with nestle

I like that weather-climate explanation. Gotta use that from now on. Lol

Global waming heh

To be fair, the polar vortex is p much caused by global warming but that’s too much to explain to Donnie

+Maggie E Thanks, I didn't want to confuse weather with climate.

Armandhammer it’s honestly hard to predict that sort of thing.... obviously the coast / Miami will be first but they also have the money to improve their infrastructure to keep them above water (pun intended) for longer. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s 12 years but who knows?

+Maggie E Nice, thanks. I live in Florida, any idea how long before the state is under water or the next hurricane hits? AOC told me 12 years.

Armandhammer (copy and pasted from the National Weather Service) “ The polar vortex is a large area of low pressure and cold air surrounding both of the Earth's poles. It ALWAYS exists near the poles, but weakens in summer and strengthens in winter. The term "vortex" refers to the counter-clockwise flow of air that helps keep the colder air near the Poles.” FromNOAA The breaking off of part of the vortex is what defines a polar vortex event. But it actually occurs when the vortex is weaker, not stronger. That might sound weird—but it actually makes sense. Normally, when the vortex is strong and healthy, it helps keep a current of air known as the jet stream traveling around the globe in a pretty circular path. This current keeps the cold air up north and the warm air down south. But without that strong low-pressure system, the jet stream doesn’t have much to keep it in line. It becomes wavy and rambling. Put a couple of areas of high-pressure systems in its way, and all of a sudden you have a river of cold air being pushed down south along with the rest of the polar vortex system. Basically the ocean currents have made this possible, and those currents are directly impacted by global warming. I hope that answers your question... I’m just a lay person with in interest in science so it’s hard for me to explain 😅

I have no clue what a polar vortex is. Since you know, could you splain it to me?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Well put