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Seth Meyers' monologue from Monday, January 21.
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Kamala Harris Is Running for President, Recalled Chicken Nuggets - Monologue- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Blackball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhJwmIPRmYk ... Harris is unwell.
Vor 7 TageI Created An Account For This
I had to call the fire department because Mr. Meyers was on fire!
Vor 21 Tag-Ivan Loesch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjcbY23g7E8 IO
Vor 21 TagRichard Moeller
Ms Harris will ruin this country
Vor 22 TageRichard Moeller
Seth you’re not funny anymore
Vor 22 TageAaron King
#Pelosi2019
Vor 23 TageJudean People's Front
Hillary V2 She let Steve MAnuchin illegally evicts thousands of Americans from their homes. She's owned by the banks
Vor 24 TageDon Ghidoni
Harris should be taking care of the business at had rather than ego tripping on the presidency.
Vor 24 Tageellen jo roberts
"I dunno. Is America really ready for A President?" 😆
Vor 24 TageRonnie Watkins
What I like best about Seth Meyers is how he is so balanced with his political humor. You can never tell which party he actually roots for, because he makes fun of all politicians equally...Very classy, intelligent comedian.
Vor 24 TageMila Han
Why in the world pick kamala be president see how she did To people united States back up democrat like polosi chuck democrat try blocking president trump these crooked had valaltion law she got paid try distroying Donald Trump see no wall no wall what waste people's American taxpayers building wall steel just other countries god bless Mr president ours broader troops ice 🙏✌
Vor 24 Tagereal american
She is lighter skin than this orange turd, SNL fail
Vor 24 TageBrandy Barnett
Maybe he’ll get mouth spurs
Vor 24 TageCNNBuzzFed Msnbc
America needs more comedian politician Hollywood politician and traditional politicians.
Vor 24 Tagekkk
hurry up and die ⚰️ already phony ur brainwashing 🤪 ur delusional viewers 🙄💁🏼♂️🤛🏻
Vor 24 TageJane Leelavathi
Wtf Kamala Harris. California didn’t elect you just so you can use the Senate position as a stepping stone for a presidential campaign. Actually work for the people of California first and earn your way to the White House. A junior senator holding the position for what, like 2 years? She isn’t even very likable either. Beto O’Rourke can get the American vote.
Vor 24 TageKitty Trinh
Ima wait two years and cross my fingers for Alexandria occasio' Cortez to run for president.
Vor 25 TageMichael Anderson
From the slickly produced video on his twitter would it make you think is was much more involved than a two minute wreath placing. LMMFAO! A state produced propaganda film is all the visit was about.
Vor 25 TageRichard Hudak
IM A DAV IN A WHEELCHAIR AND CANT WALK N THE LAST THING THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS A NOTHER OBAMA I BET SHE SUCKS TOO 😆
Vor 25 TageJeff's RGU
She would be to America what the iceberg was to the Titanic. However just like back then the dumb-as-craps are full speed ahead.
Vor 25 TageNo One
Harris very popular in California, Illinois, New York Massachusetts, not enough electoral votes and the Republicans have some much dirt on her, but good luck and goodnight.
Vor 25 TageMichael Drouin
If that's your idea of a President we are all in trouble which is why you have to record this with recorded people.
Vor 25 TageWillDanceAllOne2U
(After the USA-in-the-Dumps we're in), Kamala Harris, this week, announced she'll run for president: "is America ready for a president?" You nailed it again, Seth and team. Deep in the gut of what America really is. We'll see how much further into the dumps America will have to push itself in before waking up.
Vor 25 TageEvan Chappell
This loser stole katt williams joke
Vor 25 TageAndy Wounds
Sorry... but... Kiss doing charity. Pretty amazing.. Maybe they will sell discounted Kiss coffins to TSA agents too
Vor 25 TageNina Johnson
"hand lumps"😂😂😂😂
Vor 25 Tagegillsterein 3.0
I'll pass. Kamala Harris is just another corporate sellout anointed by the DNC. BERNIE 2020
Vor 25 TageLuigi Bianco
Everyone today it seems is promoting diversity and multiculturalism. But did you ever notice that these things are being promoted in ALL White countries and ONLY in White countries? Did you ever wonder why that was the case? Diversity and multiculturalism, if allowed to continue, will turn every White country on earth into a non-White country within a few decades. There will still be plenty of Black countries and Asian countries. Under international law, this is genocide. Diversity and multiculturalism are codewords for White genocide. Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.
Vor 25 TagePam Timmins
So funny Seth lol, Trump and Pence ugh! Congratulations Kamala on your decision to run for President, it is a crowded field but no one could be worse then Trump.
Vor 25 TageGlobal Digital Direct Subsidiarity Democracy
corrupt corporate dem, if you are not retarded, you won´t vote for her.
Vor 25 TageGeovonnie T. Wright
When people realize that it's ok that people that are not like them exist, mankind will prosper. I'm losing faith.
Vor 25 TageMike Henry
Goddamn this monologue is on fire.
Vor 25 TageVanna Ban
I would drink her bath water. That’s how sexy she is. (Kamala Harris that is)
Vor 25 TageEdward Blair
Have you ever went over to your friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. Now we know why.
Vor 25 TageMrPathorock
Because she loves America, so she gets to be the president? Nonsense! How about caring for poor people and fighting for their better lives?
Vor 25 TageSpideera
OMG was Seth having one of those 'raw' moments, he was ruthless with this one, that was hella funny though.
Vor 25 TageY B
All star jokes, one better that the other!
Vor 25 TageCelryst IV
No thanks haha
Vor 25 TageJ Nuy
#BernieSanders2020
Vor 25 TageJulie Lyons
He's looking for votes...trying to look good...Lolololol doesn't work.
Vor 25 TageCharles McWhorter
We already have a great president now. And will for the next six years.
Vor 25 TageMary Rose Kent
Charles McWhorter Only in his 🍊🤡.
Vor 25 Tagewinesap2
Very good deliveries of unfortunately some bad writing.
Vor 25 TageBenmore Peak
What took them so damn long to get the Vietnam joke? Too subtle?
Vor 25 TageRossclairborne
Was he fucking Martin Luther King? Cmon Seth!
Vor 25 TageMatt Blanco
kamala toe
Vor 25 TageAbhishek Dev
Dems are preparing for backstabbing. They will loose again of if they don't find a strong and suitable candidate and becoming more liberal and more left is not a choice.
Vor 25 Tagemergitthefrog
Hey Seth. How about you normalize the volume of these youtube videos so I dont have to x3 my volume when watching your videos then having my ear ripped off by the next video when I'm done.
Vor 25 TageMarta Peterson Womack
I love it when Seth tells a joke and while people laugh he does this cute and innocent little *blink*blink*!
Vor 25 TageNazmus Saquib
How about not saying the word " black people" and "scared" in one sentence?
Vor 25 TageelNingyou
Kamala Harris is a cop.
Vor 25 TageMary Rose Kent
elNingyou She was San Francisco’s District Attorney, then she was California’s Attorney General, and now she’s one of California’s two Senators. Don’t see cop anywhere in any of that.
Vor 25 TageHarry Hache
LOVE Kamala!
Vor 25 TageJohn Doe
Trump burned hard in this mono, keep doing it Seth
Vor 25 TageSam I Am
I can see Amber's writing all over this monologue 😂😂😂
Vor 25 TageStephen Furr
Sick burns, Seth!
Vor 25 TageTascha Belle
It was also known as a "Wolf Moon" this month. For real.
Vor 25 TageLostSoul Humanity
I was expecting the "recalled chicken nuggets" story to be about Stormy Daniels …. that she couldn't recall whether chicken nuggets were what Trump served for lunch at his bungalow or what she thought when he pulled his pants down to be spanked.
Vor 25 Tagehamilton euzarraga
Didn't she just get into the Senate?
Vor 25 TageAlyssa Rayburn
I’m with her.
Vor 25 TageJerry Johnson
Seth sucks the lumpy farts out of Kamala's wazoo.
Vor 25 TageJeff Lolers
I hope Everone vote in 2020
Vor 25 TageSarah T
Kamala 2020!!!
Vor 25 TageMrPathorock
Horrible 2020
Vor 25 TageMakkushimu
Kamala means horrible in Finnish 😅
Vor 25 Tagenbbim2012
Seth's really proud of himself for that kiss joke
Vor 25 TageNo Sherlock
These comments about electoral college are ridiculous. Obama, Clinton, and many other previous democratic presidents had YEARS of time to try to get rid of the electoral college or try to push for something similar. Instead they had their own agenda. I don't disagree that there needs to be a reformation and a redesign of the system, but your cries are ridiculous.
Vor 25 Tageeliza t
How would it look if Asia had a African president Africa had a White president if Europe had a Cuban president?
Vor 25 TageMary Rose Kent
eliza t To begin with, continents don’t have presidents, countries do, although some countries have Prime Ministers instead. So what’s your point, besides strutting your ignorance for all to see?
Vor 25 TageTerry Oesch
Seth wil, end up looking good setting on a telephone pole
Vor 25 TageToomtam Mario
Why it would be the last time Trump was supposed to go to Vietnam? What's the real punchline behind the joke? Is there a reference from Vietnam War? Just check if I had the same thought as him.
Vor 25 TageToomtam Mario
+Edward Blair Wow... I knew that will be too deep. My bad I didn't know that. By the way, thanks a lot for your explanation. 😄😄😄
Vor 25 TageEdward Blair
T-p got several deferrals from serving during the Vietnam War. At least one was for "bone spurs" in his feet, but there is a lot of controversy about the legitimacy of the diagnosis.
Vor 25 TageBridger Reif Hammond
Why does he completely freeze after every joke!?
Vor 25 TageGURU ZINI
praying for the laugh
Vor 25 TageJay C
Harris for president is a joke hell wemen are only good for cooking they cant even raise they own kids
Vor 25 Tagejon hodges
Just more DEMS kissing each others butts. Lame
Vor 25 TageMary Rose Kent
jon hodges Better than Republicans sucking off the 🍊🍄💩.
Vor 25 TageBrian Alleyne
And Trumplicans being scammed and dumb tisk tisk
Vor 25 TageSpiderFang
Damn Seth you're a savage brother. Hand lump wtf lol
Vor 25 Tagejoe Shmoe
hand lumps. so...his fingers?
Vor 25 TageGP
http://youtu.be/RuSkACnDpQs 50s trump
Vor 25 TageSuicidelG
Nah, sorry Bernie is the only real option.
Vor 25 TageJ Nuy
Totally! #BernieSanders2020
Vor 25 TagePaddle Duck
Bernie 2020 ♥️🇺🇸
Vor 25 TageCN What I'm Saiyan?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vor 25 TageBill Heuber
I'm pretty sure he gave Martin Luther King a minute-and-a-half longer that he gave Stormy Daniels!!
Vor 25 TageCrazy Cajun
Ted Cruise with a beard...guess he's trying to butch it up for those wack Texans that passed on Beto and voted for his Chump lovin' ass (after Chump degraded him, and his wife and family, in every possible way)!
Vor 25 Tagespiderman4657
Bernie 2020 !!!!
Vor 25 TageDavid DeLaney
Too OLD, dude. Do the actuarial math. --Dave, he wouldn't get better healthcare up and running fast enough to affect himself
Vor 22 Tagered0means0go
Damn and here I thought hipsters ruined beards.
Vor 25 TageJerome FitzRoy
You have to retire at 65, so why are so many retirees in government and politics? Old tired out-of-touch men are destroying this country!
Vor 25 TageRhondaH
Jerome FitzRoy You do not have to retire at 65. The current population of people at age 65 cannot get social security until age 66. Still one can continue to work full time. There may be some corporations that ask their employees to retire at a certain age but those employees can still work elsewhere. There is no mandatory retirement age. I do agree there should be term limits in the House and Senate and I would agree to setting an age limit at which a candidate is too old to run. However, that would require legislation and those legislating aren't likely to agree.
Vor 24 TageGURU ZINI
have to?...im working till im done
Vor 25 TageSpideera
US policies have destroyed US economy, government etc. Old people are working the jobs that used to be for teenagers. There's so many of them, they're everywhere! Then they wonder why the 'new' working class aren't working...sigh. I'm glad so many new young people were voted in; wish we had made that choice sooner. Had no idea half our politicians are old as my grandparents! No wonder this place is so ass-backward.
Vor 25 TageJose Jhons
Donald trump is not even in his 60's he 72 fits the bill for old straight white guys
Vor 25 TageCancun American
🤔Damn good point sir! Hmmmm... 😄
Vor 25 TageCharmaine Goulbourne
Seth I think I mentioned this a thousand times! You are not allowed to leave us not even for a day! Please!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vor 25 Tagehkistreet
Kamala = Awful / terrible (in Finnish)
Vor 25 Tagedarthekul1
Harris's announcement was nothing but platitudes and cliches , she pretty much just ripped off superman, and I realised even her platitudes don't have any impact you could have taken literally any candidate on any side and have them say the same words
Vor 25 TageSpace-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :
How do we know Ted Cruz isn’t ManBearPig...
Vor 26 Tageniacal4nia
We have an orange PeeResident.
Vor 26 TageMauriMahtava
Fun fact Kamala is Horrible in Finnish 😁
Vor 26 TageDaniel Weeden
Why is America so supportive of this lying coward?
Vor 26 TageShaq Attack
Democrats only care about illegals aliens ! Vote them out! Deport all illegal aliens!
Vor 26 TageReginald Regency
Maybe complete your first term in the Senate before running for President.
Vor 26 TageEric Hellman
I can't stand this MFing trump Bashir.
Vor 26 TageTwilight Gardens presentations
I don’t trust kamala. She loves money more than people
Vor 26 TageCheri
@Twilight Gardens Presentations Trump loves dark money over real honest money. I don't trust him.
Vor 25 TageSydney V.
Kamala Harris helped Steve Mnuchin and one west Bank steal the homes and life savings of hundreds of thousands of Californians which singlehandedly made her the leading contributor to the homeless crisis in California today.
Vor 26 TageSydney V.
It makes total sense when you look at the democrat and republicans mutual donors. The"parties" are designed controlled opposition, you're supposed to be so distracted by their childish bickering, you don't noticed the electoral college installing dictators regardless of which side you support.
Vor 25 TageCheri
@Sidney V That makes no sense
Vor 25 TageSofia
I love Kamala Harris!!
Vor 26 TageDorian sapiens
Here's what I'm looking for in our next president: Will they sign good legislation passed by Congress and veto bad legislation? If people cared half as much about who's in Congress as they do about who's the President, a lot of the problems we complain about would be non-issues.
Vor 26 TageOh!
GOD dang the savage. The savage he doin 🤣
Vor 26 TageJason Graves
Ok good burn.
Vor 26 TageIma Farmer
Give him a wall. Wrapped with four corners,ceiling and hardened concrete floor!
Vor 26 TageYvette Torres
YAY KAMALA!!! 2020
Vor 26 TagePeppersOnChili
Looks like Lisa Simpson? 🤔
Vor 26 TageKH
Please take this as a joke everyone.. When a Finnish person hears that after Trump the next US president could be named Kamala Harris (which directly translates to "Horrible Harris").. the first question is: "Now, now.. how horrible EXACTLY!?!" Other puns that probably only sink in to Finns go something like: "Hey, we live next to Russia and they had Ivan the Terrible, so how bad can your Harris the Horrible really be?" Seriously without knowing anything about Kamala Harris, please make it as president and drop any of these on your state visit and we Finns are yours! ;) (Conan O'Brien won us over by accepting that he looked like our former president.. who was a woman)
Vor 26 TageKH
+WillDanceAllOne2U Sorry that you are offended, but from your replies I do not get what exactly are you offended by? That the joke is about Trump? That the joke is based on phonetics? That the joke is about someone's name? That I'm a Finn or that just exist in general? This is just a really simple, dumb joke.. as are most of Seth's jokes.. right.. (points to the KISS joke)? What is the purpose: To make even one single person laugh, chuckle or just smile.. that's it. I won't touch the honey stuff because that made me chuckle (this honey is quite ripe and collected from some pretty old-ass flowers too :)). Seriously just trying to cool it and figure out what sets people off.
Vor 25 TageWillDanceAllOne2U
By the way, your name is KH? You do sound like another Russian troll...
Vor 25 TageWillDanceAllOne2U
So, you have to be Finn to get the Kamala phonetics joke, huh? Duh! You sound so stupid, dear. Are you self-aware? What is your purpose in making this joke? Your brain must need to be checked by a psychiatrist, honey. Please go have it checked before you hurt yourself will you? (By the way, check the meaning of the word in Sanskrit, where it comes from.)
Vor 25 TageIamtop
Well after Gillibrand and her "I won't run for President if I'm re-elected to the Senate" lie to her electorate .... Here comes Harris who is apparently focusing on Trump rather than the actual issues.
Vor 26 Tage