Kamala Harris Is Running for President, Recalled Chicken Nuggets - Monologue


Blackball
Blackball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhJwmIPRmYk ... Harris is unwell.

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I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This

I had to call the fire department because Mr. Meyers was on fire!

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-Ivan Loesch
-Ivan Loesch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjcbY23g7E8 IO

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Richard Moeller
Richard Moeller

Ms Harris will ruin this country

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Richard Moeller
Richard Moeller

Seth you’re not funny anymore

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Aaron King
Aaron King

#Pelosi2019

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Judean People's Front
Judean People's Front

Hillary V2 She let Steve MAnuchin illegally evicts thousands of Americans from their homes. She's owned by the banks

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Don Ghidoni
Don Ghidoni

Harris should be taking care of the business at had rather than ego tripping on the presidency.

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ellen jo roberts
ellen jo roberts

"I dunno. Is America really ready for A President?" 😆

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Ronnie Watkins
Ronnie Watkins

What I like best about Seth Meyers is how he is so balanced with his political humor. You can never tell which party he actually roots for, because he makes fun of all politicians equally...Very classy, intelligent comedian.

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Mila Han
Mila Han

Why in the world pick kamala be president see how she did To people united States back up democrat like polosi chuck democrat try blocking president trump these crooked had valaltion law she got paid try distroying Donald Trump see no wall no wall what waste people's American taxpayers building wall steel just other countries god bless Mr president ours broader troops ice 🙏✌

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real american
real american

She is lighter skin than this orange turd, SNL fail

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Brandy Barnett
Brandy Barnett

Maybe he’ll get mouth spurs

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CNNBuzzFed Msnbc
CNNBuzzFed Msnbc

America needs more comedian politician Hollywood politician and traditional politicians.

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kkk
kkk

hurry up and die ⚰️ already phony ur brainwashing 🤪 ur delusional viewers 🙄💁🏼‍♂️🤛🏻

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Jane Leelavathi
Jane Leelavathi

Wtf Kamala Harris. California didn’t elect you just so you can use the Senate position as a stepping stone for a presidential campaign. Actually work for the people of California first and earn your way to the White House. A junior senator holding the position for what, like 2 years? She isn’t even very likable either. Beto O’Rourke can get the American vote.

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Kitty Trinh
Kitty Trinh

Ima wait two years and cross my fingers for Alexandria occasio' Cortez to run for president.

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Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

From the slickly produced video on his twitter would it make you think is was much more involved than a two minute wreath placing. LMMFAO! A state produced propaganda film is all the visit was about.

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Richard Hudak
Richard Hudak

IM A DAV IN A WHEELCHAIR AND CANT WALK N THE LAST THING THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS A NOTHER OBAMA I BET SHE SUCKS TOO 😆

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Jeff's RGU
Jeff's RGU

She would be to America what the iceberg was to the Titanic.  However just like back then the dumb-as-craps are full speed ahead.

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No One
No One

Harris very popular in California, Illinois, New York Massachusetts, not enough electoral votes and the Republicans have some much dirt on her, but good luck and goodnight.

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Michael Drouin
Michael Drouin

If that's your idea of a President we are all in trouble which is why you have to record this with recorded people.

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WillDanceAllOne2U
WillDanceAllOne2U

(After the USA-in-the-Dumps we're in), Kamala Harris, this week, announced she'll run for president: "is America ready for a president?" You nailed it again, Seth and team. Deep in the gut of what America really is. We'll see how much further into the dumps America will have to push itself in before waking up.

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Evan Chappell
Evan Chappell

This loser stole katt williams joke

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Andy Wounds
Andy Wounds

Sorry... but... Kiss doing charity. Pretty amazing.. Maybe they will sell discounted Kiss coffins to TSA agents too

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Nina Johnson
Nina Johnson

"hand lumps"😂😂😂😂

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gillsterein 3.0
gillsterein 3.0

I'll pass. Kamala Harris is just another corporate sellout anointed by the DNC. BERNIE 2020

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Luigi Bianco
Luigi Bianco

Everyone today it seems is promoting diversity and multiculturalism. But did you ever notice that these things are being promoted in ALL White countries and ONLY in White countries? Did you ever wonder why that was the case? Diversity and multiculturalism, if allowed to continue, will turn every White country on earth into a non-White country within a few decades. There will still be plenty of Black countries and Asian countries. Under international law, this is genocide. Diversity and multiculturalism are codewords for White genocide. Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

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Pam Timmins
Pam Timmins

So funny Seth lol, Trump and Pence ugh! Congratulations Kamala on your decision to run for President, it is a crowded field but no one could be worse then Trump.

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Global Digital Direct Subsidiarity Democracy
Global Digital Direct Subsidiarity Democracy

corrupt corporate dem, if you are not retarded, you won´t vote for her.

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Geovonnie T. Wright
Geovonnie T. Wright

When people realize that it's ok that people that are not like them exist, mankind will prosper. I'm losing faith.

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Mike Henry
Mike Henry

Goddamn this monologue is on fire.

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Vanna Ban
Vanna Ban

I would drink her bath water. That’s how sexy she is. (Kamala Harris that is)

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Edward Blair
Edward Blair

Have you ever went over to your friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. Now we know why.

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MrPathorock
MrPathorock

Because she loves America, so she gets to be the president? Nonsense! How about caring for poor people and fighting for their better lives?

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Spideera
Spideera

OMG was Seth having one of those 'raw' moments, he was ruthless with this one, that was hella funny though.

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Y B
Y B

All star jokes, one better that the other!

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Celryst IV
Celryst IV

No thanks haha

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J Nuy
J Nuy

#BernieSanders2020

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Julie Lyons
Julie Lyons

He's looking for votes...trying to look good...Lolololol doesn't work.

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Charles McWhorter
Charles McWhorter

We already have a great president now. And will for the next six years.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Charles McWhorter Only in his 🍊🤡.

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winesap2
winesap2

Very good deliveries of unfortunately some bad writing.

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Benmore Peak
Benmore Peak

What took them so damn long to get the Vietnam joke? Too subtle?

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Rossclairborne
Rossclairborne

Was he fucking Martin Luther King? Cmon Seth!

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Matt Blanco
Matt Blanco

kamala toe

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Abhishek Dev
Abhishek Dev

Dems are preparing for backstabbing. They will loose again of if they don't find a strong and suitable candidate and becoming more liberal and more left is not a choice.

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mergitthefrog
mergitthefrog

Hey Seth. How about you normalize the volume of these youtube videos so I dont have to x3 my volume when watching your videos then having my ear ripped off by the next video when I'm done.

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Marta Peterson Womack
Marta Peterson Womack

I love it when Seth tells a joke and while people laugh he does this cute and innocent little *blink*blink*!

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Nazmus Saquib
Nazmus Saquib

How about not saying the word " black people" and "scared" in one sentence?

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elNingyou
elNingyou

Kamala Harris is a cop.

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

elNingyou She was San Francisco’s District Attorney, then she was California’s Attorney General, and now she’s one of California’s two Senators. Don’t see cop anywhere in any of that.

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Harry Hache
Harry Hache

LOVE Kamala!

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John Doe
John Doe

Trump burned hard in this mono, keep doing it Seth

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Sam I Am
Sam I Am

I can see Amber's writing all over this monologue 😂😂😂

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Stephen Furr
Stephen Furr

Sick burns, Seth!

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Tascha Belle
Tascha Belle

It was also known as a "Wolf Moon" this month. For real.

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LostSoul Humanity
LostSoul Humanity

I was expecting the "recalled chicken nuggets" story to be about Stormy Daniels …. that she couldn't recall whether chicken nuggets were what Trump served for lunch at his bungalow or what she thought when he pulled his pants down to be spanked.

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hamilton euzarraga
hamilton euzarraga

Didn't she just get into the Senate?

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Alyssa Rayburn
Alyssa Rayburn

I’m with her.

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Jerry Johnson
Jerry Johnson

Seth sucks the lumpy farts out of Kamala's wazoo.

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Jeff Lolers
Jeff Lolers

I hope Everone vote in 2020

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Sarah T
Sarah T

Kamala 2020!!!

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MrPathorock
MrPathorock

Horrible 2020

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Makkushimu
Makkushimu

Kamala means horrible in Finnish 😅

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nbbim2012
nbbim2012

Seth's really proud of himself for that kiss joke

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No Sherlock
No Sherlock

These comments about electoral college are ridiculous. Obama, Clinton, and many other previous democratic presidents had YEARS of time to try to get rid of the electoral college or try to push for something similar. Instead they had their own agenda. I don't disagree that there needs to be a reformation and a redesign of the system, but your cries are ridiculous.

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eliza t
eliza t

How would it look if Asia had a African president Africa had a White president if Europe had a Cuban president?

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

eliza t To begin with, continents don’t have presidents, countries do, although some countries have Prime Ministers instead. So what’s your point, besides strutting your ignorance for all to see?

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Terry Oesch
Terry Oesch

Seth wil, end up looking good setting on a telephone pole

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Toomtam Mario
Toomtam Mario

Why it would be the last time Trump was supposed to go to Vietnam? What's the real punchline behind the joke? Is there a reference from Vietnam War? Just check if I had the same thought as him.

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Toomtam Mario
Toomtam Mario

+Edward Blair Wow... I knew that will be too deep. My bad I didn't know that. By the way, thanks a lot for your explanation. 😄😄😄

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Edward Blair
Edward Blair

T-p got several deferrals from serving during the Vietnam War. At least one was for "bone spurs" in his feet, but there is a lot of controversy about the legitimacy of the diagnosis.

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Bridger Reif Hammond
Bridger Reif Hammond

Why does he completely freeze after every joke!?

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GURU ZINI
GURU ZINI

praying for the laugh

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Jay C
Jay C

Harris for president is a joke hell wemen are only good for cooking they cant even raise they own kids

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jon hodges
jon hodges

Just more DEMS kissing each others butts. Lame

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

jon hodges Better than Republicans sucking off the 🍊🍄💩.

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Brian Alleyne
Brian Alleyne

And Trumplicans being scammed and dumb tisk tisk

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SpiderFang
SpiderFang

Damn Seth you're a savage brother. Hand lump wtf lol

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joe Shmoe
joe Shmoe

hand lumps. so...his fingers?

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GP
GP

http://youtu.be/RuSkACnDpQs 50s trump

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SuicidelG
SuicidelG

Nah, sorry Bernie is the only real option.

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J Nuy
J Nuy

Totally! #BernieSanders2020

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Paddle Duck
Paddle Duck

Bernie 2020 ♥️🇺🇸

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CN What I'm Saiyan?
CN What I'm Saiyan?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bill Heuber
Bill Heuber

I'm pretty sure he gave Martin Luther King a minute-and-a-half longer that he gave Stormy Daniels!!

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Crazy Cajun
Crazy Cajun

Ted Cruise with a beard...guess he's trying to butch it up for those wack Texans that passed on Beto and voted for his Chump lovin' ass (after Chump degraded him, and his wife and family, in every possible way)!

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spiderman4657
spiderman4657

Bernie 2020 !!!!

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David DeLaney
David DeLaney

Too OLD, dude. Do the actuarial math. --Dave, he wouldn't get better healthcare up and running fast enough to affect himself

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red0means0go
red0means0go

Damn and here I thought hipsters ruined beards.

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Jerome FitzRoy
Jerome FitzRoy

You have to retire at 65, so why are so many retirees in government and politics? Old tired out-of-touch men are destroying this country!

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RhondaH
RhondaH

Jerome FitzRoy You do not have to retire at 65. The current population of people at age 65 cannot get social security until age 66. Still one can continue to work full time. There may be some corporations that ask their employees to retire at a certain age but those employees can still work elsewhere. There is no mandatory retirement age. I do agree there should be term limits in the House and Senate and I would agree to setting an age limit at which a candidate is too old to run. However, that would require legislation and those legislating aren't likely to agree.

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GURU ZINI
GURU ZINI

have to?...im working till im done

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Spideera
Spideera

US policies have destroyed US economy, government etc. Old people are working the jobs that used to be for teenagers. There's so many of them, they're everywhere! Then they wonder why the 'new' working class aren't working...sigh. I'm glad so many new young people were voted in; wish we had made that choice sooner. Had no idea half our politicians are old as my grandparents! No wonder this place is so ass-backward.

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Jose Jhons
Jose Jhons

Donald trump is not even in his 60's he 72 fits the bill for old straight white guys

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Cancun American
Cancun American

🤔Damn good point sir! Hmmmm... 😄

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Charmaine Goulbourne
Charmaine Goulbourne

Seth I think I mentioned this a thousand times! You are not allowed to leave us not even for a day! Please!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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hkistreet
hkistreet

Kamala = Awful / terrible (in Finnish)

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darthekul1
darthekul1

Harris's announcement was nothing but platitudes and cliches , she pretty much just ripped off superman, and I realised even her platitudes don't have any impact you could have taken literally any candidate on any side and have them say the same words

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Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :

How do we know Ted Cruz isn’t ManBearPig...

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niacal4nia
niacal4nia

We have an orange PeeResident.

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MauriMahtava
MauriMahtava

Fun fact Kamala is Horrible in Finnish 😁

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Daniel Weeden
Daniel Weeden

Why is America so supportive of this lying coward?

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Shaq Attack
Shaq Attack

Democrats only care about illegals aliens ! Vote them out! Deport all illegal aliens!

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Reginald Regency
Reginald Regency

Maybe complete your first term in the Senate before running for President.

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Eric Hellman
Eric Hellman

I can't stand this MFing trump Bashir.

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Twilight Gardens presentations
Twilight Gardens presentations

I don’t trust kamala. She loves money more than people

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Cheri
Cheri

@Twilight Gardens Presentations Trump loves dark money over real honest money. I don't trust him.

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Sydney V.
Sydney V.

Kamala Harris helped Steve Mnuchin and one west Bank steal the homes and life savings of hundreds of thousands of Californians which singlehandedly made her the leading contributor to the homeless crisis in California today.

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Sydney V.
Sydney V.

It makes total sense when you look at the democrat and republicans mutual donors. The"parties" are designed controlled opposition, you're supposed to be so distracted by their childish bickering, you don't noticed the electoral college installing dictators regardless of which side you support.

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Cheri
Cheri

@Sidney V That makes no sense

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Sofia
Sofia

I love Kamala Harris!!

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Dorian sapiens
Dorian sapiens

Here's what I'm looking for in our next president: Will they sign good legislation passed by Congress and veto bad legislation? If people cared half as much about who's in Congress as they do about who's the President, a lot of the problems we complain about would be non-issues.

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Oh!
Oh!

GOD dang the savage. The savage he doin 🤣

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Jason Graves
Jason Graves

Ok good burn.

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Ima Farmer
Ima Farmer

Give him a wall. Wrapped with four corners,ceiling and hardened concrete floor!

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Yvette Torres
Yvette Torres

YAY KAMALA!!! 2020

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PeppersOnChili
PeppersOnChili

Looks like Lisa Simpson? 🤔

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KH
KH

Please take this as a joke everyone.. When a Finnish person hears that after Trump the next US president could be named Kamala Harris (which directly translates to "Horrible Harris").. the first question is: "Now, now.. how horrible EXACTLY!?!" Other puns that probably only sink in to Finns go something like: "Hey, we live next to Russia and they had Ivan the Terrible, so how bad can your Harris the Horrible really be?" Seriously without knowing anything about Kamala Harris, please make it as president and drop any of these on your state visit and we Finns are yours! ;) (Conan O'Brien won us over by accepting that he looked like our former president.. who was a woman)

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KH
KH

+WillDanceAllOne2U Sorry that you are offended, but from your replies I do not get what exactly are you offended by? That the joke is about Trump? That the joke is based on phonetics? That the joke is about someone's name? That I'm a Finn or that just exist in general? This is just a really simple, dumb joke.. as are most of Seth's jokes.. right.. (points to the KISS joke)? What is the purpose: To make even one single person laugh, chuckle or just smile.. that's it. I won't touch the honey stuff because that made me chuckle (this honey is quite ripe and collected from some pretty old-ass flowers too :)). Seriously just trying to cool it and figure out what sets people off.

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WillDanceAllOne2U
WillDanceAllOne2U

By the way, your name is KH? You do sound like another Russian troll...

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WillDanceAllOne2U
WillDanceAllOne2U

So, you have to be Finn to get the Kamala phonetics joke, huh? Duh! You sound so stupid, dear. Are you self-aware? What is your purpose in making this joke? Your brain must need to be checked by a psychiatrist, honey. Please go have it checked before you hurt yourself will you? (By the way, check the meaning of the word in Sanskrit, where it comes from.)

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Iamtop
Iamtop

Well after Gillibrand and her "I won't run for President if I'm re-elected to the Senate" lie to her electorate .... Here comes Harris who is apparently focusing on Trump rather than the actual issues.

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